dear dad;

I don't mean to sound melodramatic, and I certainly don't want to encourage you to do something foolish, but if you've been pondering the possibility of storming the castle, this would be a good time to do so. What exactly am I implying by "storming the castle?" Well, anything that involves a brave effort to fight your way into the command center of the empire...or a heroic attempt to take back the sanctuary which you exiled from...maybe a playful adventure.

(its a little cheesy for a horoscope).
just keep writing, dad. i love you.